What the hell, you may ask, does “dog hair and bourbon” even mean? Well, one winter day at a former boyfriend’s apartment, I had done a sufficient job of pissing him off and the poor, sweet boy spouted, “You’re a soul-less shell full of dog hair and bourbon!” Now, he meant this very lovingly. I am, on most counts, a giant pain in the ass – especially if you’re reckless enough to date me. We laughed, but the phrase stuck.
There’s a lot of dog hair and a little bourbon mixed in with all these articles. Read at your own risk…
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